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Remember you’re not going to be a perfect parent, you’ll want to punch people in the face who are doing things so much better than you – with five kids instead of one- but remember, you’re situation is unique. Not everyone ends up being the cutest pregnant person, some of us look like a sack of potatoes that fell out of bed, and that’s ok.