Stephanie Mistark

Blogger

Millennial Mombie | Unhinged Writer

Welcome to my Blog

This blog is dedicated to first-time moms, providing a blend of practical advice, humorous anecdotes, and a little profanity.

Why We Started This Blog

I started this blog because after finding out I was pregnant, I realized there’s a serious lack of honest, hilarious, slightly unhinged content for people like me- aka the “oh shit, now what?” crew. The internet is full of glowing moms-to-be with matching Pinterest boards and meal prep plans, while I was over here crying into a drive-through bag, arguing over needing a second cup of coffee, and wondering if Tums count as a food group. So if you’re winging it, and surviving one snack at a time-welcome to the madness that is motherhood.